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Mrs. lesson asking children:

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Mrs. lesson asking children:
– On the tree they sit three birds, the hunter shoots the bird, how many birds will be a tree?
All the children coming up, you chose Johnny to answer.
– Madam tree is not no bird, because the hunter shoot down one and the rest will flee from the roar.
– Do not Johnny, a tree will be two birds, but I like your way of thinking.
After the lesson Johnny walks up to you and says:
– And now I ask you a riddle. Sitting on a bench three women, they eat ice cream. One licks, another one bites and sucks the third, who is married?
– Hyyymmm yyyy nooo, no one who sucks.
– No, the one that has a ring on his hand, but I like you the way you think.

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