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The joke about the hare and squirrel …

Once upon a time in the woods squirrel runs itself with a video cassette. Suddenly, like that bunny walking he meets. Easter bunny on it: – What have you got squirrel? – Video porn. – Ooooh! Let’s run...

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Mrs. lesson asking children …

Mrs. lesson asking children what they had seen along the way while going to school? Carolina: – People. – Very well – says Ms. Adam: – Automobiles. – Very well – says Ms. – Johnny, and what do you see?...

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Mom said to Dad:

Mom said to Dad: – Speak with Hansel, because he has poor judgment. Father calls Johnny, Johnny comes and the father takes out beer: – Can you drinking? – Dad, you know I do not drink. – Take. Johnny...

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A piece about the Russian …

Russian gets the train from Paris to Brussels. All seats are occupied, and one of the double seat is a French housewife with a little dog. Russian asks: – Madame, you could not take your dog on your...

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Johnny’s mother sent to the store …

Johnny’s mother sent to the store to buy bread. Johnny bought a teddy bear. Mom him solidly op … ated and locked in a closet as punishment. A little later on we came to a lover. There has been a...

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Little Red Riding Hood goes through the woods

Little Red Riding Hood goes through the woods and meets the wolf. Wolf pogiął kapturkowi bike, a hunter came and told the wolf straighten it. The second time the wolf bike broke and he had to weld. The...

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They ride the train wolf and the hare.

They ride the train wolf and the hare. Hare sings “wolf He walked through the forest and climbed shit”, and the wolf to the hare: – Again as you say and your luggage will fly out the window. This hare...

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A couple comes to the doctor. Woman asks

A couple comes to the doctor. Woman asks: – Sir, how to love and not to have children? The doctor said: – I have three proven ways. The first take birth control pills. Second wear a condom and a third...

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He rode the bus with the nuns

He rode the bus with the nuns, after a while skidded and all of them died. When lined up to heaven St. Peter asks a nun: -Siostro Sofia or sister ever had contact with a penis? – Yes. I used to be with...

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Mrs. lesson asking children:

Mrs. lesson asking children: – On the tree they sit three birds, the hunter shoots the bird, how many birds will be a tree? All the children coming up, you chose Johnny to answer. – Madam tree is not...

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